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In my house, where dreams take flight, 20,000 bees, what a sight! Their buzzing symphony, a bizarre ballet. But must they make my face their play? In a realm where bees wear hats, And butterflies chase after cats, I plea, dear neighbor, set them free, To dance elsewhere, just not with me.
Men act tough. Women ARE tough.
MASTURBATION NEVER BREAKS YOUR HEART.
why is there never enough time to do it right, but somehow there's always enough time to do it over?
I'm on a ship somewhere in the Pacific and that's all you need to know ;-)
nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind. -Ravi Shankar
Music means different things to different people and sometimes even different things to the same person at different moments
The real winners of the ESC is everyone who didn't watch...
I'D LOVE TO COME BACK AS A CAT-BUT THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE NINE MORE TIMES!!
IN A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN BE ANYTHING... BE FRIENDLY!
When we have sex, don't always say: "DEEPER DEEPER!" I don't scream: "TIGHTER! TIGHTER!"
when you talk you are only repeating something you already know. but, if you listen you may learn something new.
Dear Facebook: Please stop showing me people I might know. I know them, I just don't like them.
Friday is my second favorite F-word
HAVE YOU TOLD YOU LATELY, THAT YOU LOVE YOU?
So apparently music doesn't bring us together. RIP Eurovision!
I BEFORE E.. except when your foreign neighbor keith receives eight beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. WEIRD
Griechischer Gott des herumliegenden Krempels: Zeuchs
marriage is an institution that teaches a man regularity, frugality, temperance, forebearance and many other splendid virtues he would not need had he stayed single.
secrets are safest when nobody is interested
Before strongly desiring anything, we should look carefully into the happiness of its present owner. François, duc de La Rochefoucauld
How are you wearing Dior and you're not wearing deodorant? How?
So I went to the doctor yesterday and he said "Don't eat anything fatty" I asked "What do you mean, like bacon or burgers?" He replied "No fatty, don't eat anything "
the future will soon be a thing of the past
I BEFORE E.. except when your foreign neighbor keith receives eight beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. WEIRD
Do I even like marshmallows?
was für ein wunderschöner scheißtag.
Papa, ich hätte gern ein Eis! Das hätte ich auch gerne aber Mama hat uns nur Geld für 3 Bier gegeben...
Griechischer Gott des herumliegenden Krempels: Zeuchs
Boldomatic: sometimes it's the brain; sometimes it's the heart, sometimes it's the all; sometimes it's a part, sometimes it's Mark Twain; sometimes Jean-Paul Sarte.
So, what do you tend to do when you don't have anything to do?
jetzt
Everybody's needs are unique..
Swimming together in this river of words..
How beautiful it is to find someone who asks for nothing but your company.
Breaking News!!! Dear Boldomatic's user's, In 2 weeks, i'll be leaving boldomastic's......permitly but only this account. I'll be having a new account call "ShyKitten123"
Somedays I really hate my head. No, not just because it looks like bruised cabbage either. The noise up there sometimes creates so much anxiety that slides in like a ninja and slices my calm up like it were so much fruit. It's nearly midnight here and I've been drowning out the world with headphone music for hours to release my head springs before the gears go everywhere.
Das Schönste an Frauen ist doch immer noch, dass sie dir vergeben können, obwohl du unschuldig bist.
A bullshit claim on the right day is better than a great claim on a bullshit day!
Force bullshit to justify your existence!
Mood: watching the rise and fall of raisins in the kefir jar
When you try to figure who you are but realize its just a wild goose chase ~
Dear Facebook: Please stop showing me people I might know. I know them, I just don't like them.
Which costs more? The lies we sometimes tell to others or the lies we continually tell ourselves?
Eventually you reach a point in life where pain is the constant reminder that you are still alive.
there is hope for the Western World as in China more nappies are already sold for the elderly than nappies for babies
we are born to fry
"Yo soy la tormenta" -my sphincter after I eat two 7 layer burritos with Diablo sauce from Taco Hell, I mean Bell.
It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. But I would rather be alone with you.
i've fallen in love with you, but you don't exist.
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